The beautiful Marilyn Monroe
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
i did this and didn’t realise that 300 was fahrenheit and my oven only went up to 260 celsius so i thought that would have to do and it burnt on the baking dish and wouldn’t come off so i hid it in the garden
taking off your clothes like
Oh well *Drinks pure vodka*
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
So my mom kept yelling at me to put my socks away.
frick you mom
I WAS LOOKING FOR BODY PILLOWS AD FOUND THIS
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85